Why subscribe?

Why not? How could someone who’s watched as much TV as I have give out bad advice 🙄?

Q: What makes you qualified to give advice? 

My Concerta dosage and well-documented history of always being right. Next question. 

Q: Are you a doctor? Lawyer? Any type of professional?

Not in the slightest, and if anything goes wrong it’s on you for even listening to me in the first place. 

Q: Shouldn’t you be working on your book?

Great question! I applaud your attention to detail! And yes! Now let’s mind our business and move on. 

Q: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Not really, but please feel free to reach out if you can think of a time that’s ever stopped me in the past. 

Q: I need advice! How can I send you a question?

You can submit questions here, email questions to ask@mentallyshrill.com. or use this anonymous Google Form,, depending on how embarrassing/dark/illegal it is.